Get money like in a game

Why can't I get money like I can in games? You just whack an enemy and loot them, that's it! Ugh, whenever the days get bad like this I start to wonder if I would be richer if my job was like a game. Course... I would be breaking into houses, walking around A LOT, and fighting for my life on a daily basis. On second thought, maybe I should just look for a regular job. I would like to be able to use power ups though. Lets see those customers complain when I log a fireball at them. LOL