Security Job

A few weeks back I got a job working as a security guard and "tomorrow" is my first day. I say "tomorrow" because I'll be working the graveyard shift. Looks like I'll be working the job from my car. I'll sit in my car all day and flick the lights on if anyone drives by. Don't these people have a desk for me to sit behind or a monitor to watch? It doesn't matter. I get seventy bucks and that'll help pay my speeding ticket. I'll tell that story later...